The Story
WHO WE ARE
We make merch so funny you can't NOT buy it. Then we make sure it doesn't cost you a fortune.
How It Started
Heather Hagen Trends started as a joke about making merch so funny people can't NOT buy it. Turns out, the joke was on us — because people actually wanted it.
We source from global manufacturing partners to keep prices insanely low while still making you laugh. Every product is made to order, which means zero waste and zero compromises on quality.
Our tees start at $16.99, hoodies at $32.99, and shipping is always free. We keep it simple because the merch speaks for itself.
Our Mission
Funny merch shouldn't cost a fortune. We make hilarious designs accessible to everyone — no gatekeeping, no markups that make you wince. Just good humor at honest prices.
What We Stand For
Humor First
Every design starts with a laugh. If it doesn't make us crack up, it doesn't make the cut. Life's too short for boring merch.
Fair Prices
We cut out the middlemen and the markup games. What you see is what you pay, and what you pay is less than you'd expect.
No BS
No hidden fees, no fake urgency, no bait-and-switch pricing. Free shipping on everything, always. What you see is what you get.